zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
(via coolchicksfromhistory)
• 17 October 2011 • 21,643 notes •
oh my god
still laughing at this
I enjoy jokes that congratulate me on my intelligence
and this is one of them
Snob Blog '11
sleepyjean:
ALEX: I know you probably already know this, but you’re a really good mom. I lost mine a long time ago and I just, I feel really lucky to have gotten to know you Mrs. Braverman.
KRISTINA: You know, you’re a good kid. You’ve been through a lot and we love you, so.. it’s okay.
ALEX: Um, I love you guys too. Listen, um, can you just tell your husband that I said thank you for everything. Tell Max I said, uh, keep working on his jump shot, okay?
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• 5 October 2011 • 497 notes •
oh my god I missed parenthood last night but I just read this and now I'm teary-eyed
noooooooooooo
I can't handle this
now i don't want to watch the episode
oh my god
'you've been through a lot and we love you so it's okay'
his faaaaace
her faaaaaace
JUST KILL ME
“
As the “always about love” person, I want — in the story, of course — I want them to be happy whoever they are with. So if that is going to be Santana and Brittany, then I am thrilled. If that is going to be Artie and Brittany, then I am thrilled. It’s like I don’t really have an opinion because I am looking at it as a real story.
And in real stories things work out because of what is in the hearts of man, you know? I don’t look at it as I want it to work out because it is a gay relationship on TV. Or I want it to work out because it’s a relationship with a guy in a wheelchair. I want it to work out because it is right for the characters.
I want the storyline — I want them to all be happy. So I don’t have a preference of how I want it to end up. And also I don’t really — I always want to be surprised, because I am a writer. So coming from a writer’s point of view I want to never know what is going to happen.
”
— Stevie Nicks, on Brittana (via meteoritecrater)
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• 9 June 2011 • 21 notes •
oh my god
god bless Stevie Nicks
just
god bless this woman